Yes, every year some wag writes a funny article about carving a turkey, but this one is really funny! Among the many chuckles:
All conversation dies when he picks up his weapons. The festive warmthFrom the Boston Globe: Carving out his niche - The Boston Globe
that filled the room moments earlier is replaced by a merciless
judgment that records every failure of knife work like points lost in a
troubled double axel at the winter Olympics.